Dear Bloggers…again

So, this is directed to bloggers from me as a blog manager, not a fellow blogger. I can't speak for all blog managers, but I know more than one that feels the same way I do. Time to put things in a little perspective. Here's the deal based on my limited experience and I'd love... Continue Reading →

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Cupid Is a Rapist

So, what's the deal with Cupid? We chose the God of Date Rape as our symbol for Valentine's Day? Who makes these decisions? I can bet it wasn't Gloria Alfred! Okay, calm your tits, I'm just being the asshole on Valentine's Day because this time last year I was happy it was annoying...*laughs.* So, I'm... Continue Reading →

Sex Toy Story

So, I'm sure most everybody is familiar with the Toy Story movies. As most major movies have a porn version, or so I've heard. I can't help but wonder what the Sex Toy Story would be like. Naturally, the owner of the toys would be an adult woman, because this would be much more fun.... Continue Reading →

Swamplandia!

“No, I don’t have to tell a soul about this, I promised myself. When you are a kid, you don’t know yet that a secret, like an animal, can evolve. Like an animal, a secret can develop a self-preserving intelligence. Shaglike, mute and thick, a knowledge with a fur: your secret.” ― Karen Russell, Swamplandia! That's just... Continue Reading →

Curiosity

"As children, our imaginations are vibrant, and our hearts are open. We believe that the bad guy always loses and that the tooth fairy sneaks into our rooms at night to put money under our pillow. Everything amazes us, and we think anything is possible. We continuously experience life with a sense of newness and... Continue Reading →

Empty and Estranged

I tried to count my blessings, I knew it wouldn't end well. I knew it wouldn't last forever after. Yet, now as I sit in the ruins of my disaster and look out at another sunset alone, I find it impossible to let go of my pain.  Staring out the window, raindrops cling to the... Continue Reading →

Music is Timeless

I love music. I've yet to understand anyone that doesn't, like my mother. *rolls her eyes* I'm not super knowledgeable about music, I'll admit. I rarely know the artist's name, song name, or lyrics. Thank goodness for Google! However, I think that is music itself were to dedicate a song to me, it would be... Continue Reading →

Tomayto, Tomahto

"Prosecuted, stabbed, tomayto, tomahto," she laughed as she stood watching the bill collector run away after dropping off the bills. Her JIAN Chipmunk Collection :: Companion looking equally intimidating. She looked down to see that the tax man had dropped his 7 - Scientific Calculator. She stomped down on the machine with her Phedora ~... Continue Reading →

No Place For You

It was the end of summer and she had decided to take a walk down to the Charcuterie for some of Peter's famous sausages. They would be perfect with the apples she had picked that morning. As she walked along the dirt road she came across the most adorable little piglet, she scooped him up... Continue Reading →

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