Today we’re going to play a little game. You guys know that comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his tag line…If you blah blah blah….you might be a redneck. Or his buddy, Bill Engvall, the way he talks about stupid people should come with a sign and suggests people we should pass them out to? Well, today, we’re going to do a Sady version! That’s right! Ready? Here we go….
Do you tell people you don’t want a relationship, but get mad if they fuck someone other than you? Go Fuck Thyself.
If you think that you’re some sort of superstar because you are popular on SL Flickr feeds? Go Fuck Thyself.
If you go out of your way to hurt someone by saying things about their RL, whether true or not….Go Fuck Thyself.
If you think that someone belongs to you, because you called dibs years ago, but never actually dated….Go Fuck Thyself.
If you ever submit ANYTHING to SL Secrets….Go Fuck Thyself.
If you announce you are leaving SL/FB ever other week…Go Fuck Thyself.
Do you pick to go into a relationship, knowing you aren’t going to be about much? Go Fuck Thyself.
If you’re constantly criticizing designers in SL when you can’t even rez a box without an instruction manual. Go Fuck Thyself.
If you send random pics of your genitalia to strangers. Go Fuck Thyself.
If you can’t accept your ex doesn’t want you back and stalk them and their partner. Go Fuck Thyself…no really, Bryn? Please go fuck thyself.
If you use multiple alts to cheat on the person you claim to love…Go Fuck Thyself
If you use the death of a friend to create a product that you sell and profit from in SL…Go Fuck Thyself
If you lie about being sick (like cancer) to get attention. Go Fuck Thyself.
If you lie about the death of a loved one, just to get someone to talk to you. Go Fuck Thyself.
If you follow an ex all over the grid while pretending to be happy with your current partner. Go Fuck Thyself.
Wow, this list really could be endless…I had my friends toss a few of those out for me….feel free to add your own in the comments. Who knows, I can very well see me doing something like this again in the future.
Sady is wearing:
hair: Tableau Vivant \\ Elly hair (*new* @ Kustom9)
head: CATWA HEAD Lona
body: Maitreya Mesh Body
skin: Glam Affair – Imani Applier ( Catwa ) Jamaica
[MANDALA]KAHUKUIHUKU Necklace (*new* @ Uber)
^^Swallow^^ Indira Face Jewellery (*new* @ Kustom9)
=Zenith=Victoria lace glove (*new* @ Collabor88)
(Yummy) Bohemia Ring Set (*new* @ Collabor88)
ChicModa // Robin (*new* @ Cosmopolitan)