When I was taking this picture, I had to be careful of the angle, because I wasn’t trying to flash my hooha. This made me giggle, because I remember when I was in the fourth grade I was learning to play the autoharp at school. This instrument lays across your lap and you use both hands to play it. There was, of course, a concert for the parents to come see how their children had progressed.
I was super excited and my mom had bought me a special dress for the occasion. What we didn’t think about was how I sat when playing this wretched beast of an instrument. Lo and behold, I sat on the stage and got situated. Unfortunately, this involved spreading my legs a bit in order to balance the autoharp. You can just imagine how mortified my parents were as they looked up from the audience to see that I was showing my pretty little panties to the whole audience providing quite a show. Needless to say, this was the first of many wardrobe malfunctions to occur throughout my life, but none were quite as memorable as this one.
pose: Secret Poses – Bohemia