Serenity Style– Old Mermories Set (*new* @ The Liaison Collaborative)
-Serenity Style- Old Memories Sideboard
-Serenity Style- Old Memories Leaves Trophy
-Serenity Style- Old Memories Scale
-Serenity Style- Old Photos Basket
Tracy Redangel met my Challenge to Challenge post by suggesting a ski mask and a jump rope. I swear I think she chose those things just to get me worked up. She knows my mind is going straight to porn! However, as the holidays have been exceptionally hard on me this year, I can’t help but think of all the good uses for a ski mask and a rope…like hanging my ex from a tree…or his whore. Both bring a nice little smile to my face. Thank goodness its not illegal to fantasize about murder. I could never actually do it, of course, but these thoughts dance through my head often. Especially when you go to a party and see another ex there with the whore HE left you for, too. Yeah, I get it. I suck. Don’t date me…oh wait…that would imply someone was trying. *cracks up*
So goes life, I’ll just be over here with my murderous fantasies. *grins*
Yes, I’m still processing challenges from my Challenge to Challenge post. Today I’m addressing RubyStarlight Writer‘s challenge. She suggested diamonds & mud. Unfortunately, I’m very sick in RL and all I can think of is that a stripper named Diamonds is a star mud wrestler. Yeah, I know, its weak, but so am I atm. I’m sorry, Ruby. Right now, I just want to crawl into a grave and pull a blanket of dirt over me.
Okay, so I will admit that I was enjoying some mighty fine herbal mood enhancements and listening to Devil Blues – Come Fly With Me, when the thought occurred to me. I might have also been leaning across my bed, stretching my back and petting my cat. I found my hips rolling to the music like they did when I was younger, drunk at the jukebox. My mind traveled to a fantasy like vision in my head. It’s a place I’ve been many times, in many different settings…its not so uncommon a thing really. Girl leans on furniture…someone else has prime view of said ass…things proceed….one direction or another. Basic recipe, really. The details are what make the story and set the tone…I’ll even give you a few examples. Consider the details as the spices for this midnight snack. *grins* That was the sweet warm up, now get ready for the salt…*laughs*
Here, you try it….
__(Person)__ leans on _(furniture)__…__(someone else)__ has prime view of __(name/description)__ ass…___(action sentence)___….___(good or bad direction)__. Mila Kunez leans on a table…Ashton has prime view of her perfect little heart shaped ass…her hips rolling to the music….Ashton shakes his head as he stands up….yadda, yadda, yadda… Seth Rogan leans on the mini fridge door...Kate Upton has prime view of his sweaty hairy ass crack…she scrunches up her face….he turns around and laughs, “Caught ya staring at my ass, huh?” __(Sady)__ leans on _(the counter, smoking a freshly packed pipe)__…__(He)__ has prime view of __(her plump little)__ ass…___(His dick twitched)___….___(He crossed the room, driven by the desire to take his)__.
It can go anyway you want it to go, I’m just saying. *smirks* I really wish I could see your face right now. You’re welcome for those lovely visions. Now which version will you think up? I’d love to see your ideas feel free to share in the comments. We’re all friends here.
Another topic from my Challenge to Challenge post. This one came from Rina Edenflower: a Christmas ornament and a shovel. I immediately thought of how much I hate Christmas this year. I’ve done my best to keep in the spirit for those around me, but with these two items I couldn’t help but imagining digging a giant hole, then dumping the tree and all the ornaments into a big hole. Then lighting the whole thing on fire and watching it burn until there’s nothing left but smoke. Of course, I would never do that, but it sure amuses me to think about it.
It was the night before Christmas
all the presents were wrapped
She laid her head down,
for a five minute nap…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ok, that’s my Christmas poem, you’re welcome!
Most of you know that I’m not particularly enjoying the holiday season this year. In fact, this year I kinda hate it. However, that does not mean I can’t be happy for those that are loving it. So, to all my readers, friends, and anyone else that stumbles across these words. I hope that your life is filled with all the love & laughter you deserve. ♥
“Oh, I know that boy’s gonna rip me up
‘Cause he ain’t that nice, he won’t do right
He’ll leave a nasty cut
Oh, I cry until I just dissolve
Come on watch my heart turn to pulp
Like paper (paper-paper)
(Paper, paper, paper, paper love)” ~ Allie X – Paper Love