Are You Serious?

Alright, as a perpetually single woman on the grid, I find myself meeting some very interesting people. Yes, a good portion of them are men, for the lack of a better word. Most of them have been pretty nice experiences, but there’s enough bad apples out there….that I’m beginning to avoid the orchard. Although, I’ve heard about women receiving unsolicited dick pics, that has yet to be my experience. What I have experienced has been far more bizarre in my opinion. I’m not going to tell full stories of how I get myself into these situations, but below you will find a few examples of what I  consider to be such bizarre interactions that I’m always left with the same question, “Are you serious?”

  • I was on voice with this guy, I had invited him to my land, things seemed normal enough as we talked about random things like music and movies when he just lies down in my SL bed and says he’s going to sleep there. I thought he was kidding, but then I hear this strange noise from his end of things. Yes, it sounded like he was jerking off. Being me, I just asked him, “Uhm, are you jerking off?” He just keep making the noise until he ‘finished’ and said, “Yeah, I always do before I go to sleep.”
  • I was having a first conversation with a guy. He’s told me a few things about himself. He’s told me I’m cute, blah blah…then says, “Going AFK.” To which I replied, “OK.” Then he said, “I’m going to jerk off, I’ve been needing to do this all day.”
  • I was talking to a friend of mine on Skype, oddly enough about a guy that had been trying to talk to both of us. During our conversation, he IMed both of us separately. He told her that he was helping his best friend inworld, he told me that he was cooking dinner. He went quiet to both of us for about an hour. Then he began with his IMs again, sending her spanks and sending me kisses.
  • The ex-boyfriend of a friend, messaged me on Facebook with pornographic gifs. I asked why on earth he thought it was okay to send those to me and his answer was, “I thought you’d like them.” Next thing I know he was sent me a 15 sec video of him jacking off.
  • I was cuddling with a guy that I had been getting to know pretty well. We were kissing and talking, when he suddenly stands up and says, “I gotta go, my ex girlfriend needs me.”
bags are packed
and people wonder why I’ve declared myself perpetually single

wearing:
hair: [monso] My Hair – Miyeon (*new* @ FaMESHed)
head: CATWA HEAD Lona
body: Maitreya Mesh Body
skin: Glam Affair – Viktoria Applier

MG – Earrings – Loa Happy Magick Skulls
[Cynful]  Stripper Body Dust
[Cynful]  Rina’s Sequin Set (*new* @ FaMESHed)
[BREATHE]-Kiko_Riona_Chise (*new* @ Arcade)

pose: LePoppycock-Sling back (edited with AnyPose)

scene:
BUENO-Cubes-Haze (*new* @ Arcade)
BUENO-Bai Luggage-Suitcase-Blvk  (*new* @ Arcade)

 

 

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  1. woah you lead a very interesting life in SL chuckling and wow am wondering how many men need to either masturbate before bed or just randomly ~ least I got some giggles reading and yes the pic is hawt ~ great job ♥ oh btw just a side note am catching up on all my reading of blogs was behind ♥

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