Part 3 of the Grace & Sady Road Trip
We got checked in to the motel after our long and very rough road trip. Flipped on the television that shows nothing but “adult movies” and washed up. Despite the advertised pool being an above ground pool that’s oddly placed ACROSS THE STREET…we threw on our bikinis, grabbed the vodka and headed for the “pool.”
“Hope this pool is clean and cold,” Grace sing songs as she skips across the road, looking over her shoulder, “Oh good, you got the vodka!”
“We’re going to need it after the day we’ve had. Just wish we’d thought to get some tequila!”
“Oh gawd, no, I can’t carry you back to the room if you get drunk on tequila, Sady!”
“Well, next stop we make I’m getting some, so you better figure it out!”
“Damnit, Sady, we’ll have to get some WiFi so you can flash Kess and Posh on skype again!”
We bursts into giggles and make our way up the ladder into the pool.
We manage to climb into the bizarre motel pool. It was so refreshing and surprisingly clean. Out of nowhere, Grace pulls out a selfie stick, “Pose pretty with me!”
“Oh, gawd, Grace, with the motel behind us? Are you serious? And exactly where did you have that hidden?” I really did wonder where she had hidden that thing.
“Don’t you worry where I hid it…you just don’t want anyone to see that bandaid and dental floss thing you call a bikini!”
“Hey, no better way to avoid tan lines than to minimize the coverage! You saying the horizontal stripes make me look fat?” I laughed, because I knew I wasn’t fat. We had both dieted for weeks planning for this trip.
“No one is looking at the stripes while you’re wearing that! Why didn’t you wear the new Blueberry bikinis we picked up before we left?” Grace thrusts out her chest as she made a duck face at the camera.
I laughed, “Cuz that’s for a beach party, not the pool or laying out.”
“Pffft, I’ll wear it wherever I want, ya bitch!” Grace snapped another picture and tossed the selfie stick aside.
“Yes, ma’am, now pass me that vodka will ya?” I was thirsty and ready to get drunk.
“We getting plastered to do voiceovers for porn, Sady?” Grace couldn’t help but giggle.
“Naturally, how else will we convince the grocery delivery guy to plow us on the kitchen counter?” Sady burst into giggles as she took a long swig from the bottle and passed it to Grace.
Needless to say, we got so drunk we barely made it back to our room and passed out. No porn voice overs and luckily no sunburns. Tomorrow we pack up and hit the road again, eventually we’ll see real grass again! So, stay tuned for part 4…God only knows what we’ll encounter next.
For Grace’s side of the story, check out her blog!
Grace is wearing:
hair: #Foxy – Vixen Hair
head: CATWA HEAD Lona
body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara
Tattoo – Identity – Wild Desire (*new* @ MBA)
Glasses – SteinWerk – Boonie & Clyde Sunglasses
Necklace – #Foxy – Suede Wrap Choker
Bracelets – RealEvil – Zaria Bracelets
Rings – Zaara – Siya stacked rings
Blueberry – Adrianna bikini (*new* @ C88)
(Milk Motion) road to nowhere – Desert Land
(Milk Motion) cactus 1
(Milk Motion) road to nowhere – office
(Milk Motion) vacancy sign
7 – Adult Movies – XXX (*new* @ TMD)
(Milk Motion) road to nowhere – Milk Motel
NOMAD // Vintage Roadtrip Car // Blue (*new* @ C88)
7 – Above Ground Pool (*new* @ Summerfest)
7 – Do Not Breathe Sign (*new* @ Summerfest)
7 – Chlorine Sign (*new* @ Summerfest)
7 – No Diving SIgn (*new* @ Summerfest)