She growls at her phone, tempted to throw the sadistic invention smashing into a wall as she fails to complete that insidious level that she’s been stuck on for weeks. Oh sure, make it easy at first. Make it alluring with their delicious candy crushing abilities. Then begins the journey into the dark forest of the never ending levels. Is there indeed an endgame? Has there been a person on record for beating such a game? And the most terrifying thought of all….How many of us have spent far too long on the toilet playing such a game? Oh, c’mon, I can’t be the only person playing these silly phone games until my limbs go numb, clearly a signal that it’s time to get my arse off the toilet and on with my day.
What happened to the days of magazines and questionably dirty, crusty socks on bathroom floors, and should we now provide antiseptic wipes for our phones along with hand soap????
Pictured Above:
hair: /Wasabi Pills/ Poppy V2 Mesh Hair
earrings: EarthStones Triple Tear Earrings Turquoise
necklaces: (Yummy) Shining Crystal Necklace
(Yummy) Small Crystal Choker Necklace
(Yummy) Strange and Unusual Necklace –
dress: *Just BECAUSE* Carrie Dress – Arctic
phone: :: No Cabide :: Mesh Mobile Phone
panties: [uw] Black G-string
tattoo: [White~Widow] Midnight in Paris
toilet & shelf: (part of the) ~BAZAR~ Toronto Bathroom set
toilet paper holder: *Lok’s* Toilet Paper Roll (Color Change)
Rose Decor: 11 – 8f8 – primavera in Toscana Sifter with Roses
11 – 8f8 – primavera in Toscana Bucket of Roses